aeon-of-dreams:

autumn-prose:

annies-booobs:

tits-mcgeek:

not-pizza:

My idol

This will never not be funny.

a hero for the ages



I remember this story, trust me, it’s worth reading :P

aeon-of-dreams:

autumn-prose:

annies-booobs:

tits-mcgeek:

not-pizza:

My idol

This will never not be funny.

a hero for the ages

I remember this story, trust me, it’s worth reading :P

bluedogeyes:

Manatee Avengers by Joel Micah Harris

edorazzi:

WHY IS FRED’S CHIN JUST GETTING BIGGER WITH EVERY NEW INCARNATION

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THIS IS INSANE WARNER BROS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO DRAW THE LINE

thomasrnueller:

Hey everyone! I recently hit 1,000 followers and I wanted to give a huge thanks to my favorite blogs. I’ve made some amazing friends since I joined this website and I really do hold all of you close to my heart. You are wonderful, beautiful people and even if we don’t speak I still admire each and every one of you (and I would love to talk to you so my inbox is always open). If I forgot anyone I am so so sorry but I still love you! Names in bold are my closest friends!
+ blogroll
A-E

✿ actualassassin ✿ akibae ✿ aggerr ✿ allesmueller ✿ angelamerkels ✿ annalewandowskas ✿ antoinegriezmass ✿ arcticmornkeys✿ arneriise ✿ badsstuber ✿ barethgale ✿ bobekbebandobski ✿ bornandbredinwhiteandred ✿carljenkinsun ✿ carloancelotties ✿ carrabearr ✿ claudiohh ✿ cosimea ✿ danielauerbach ✿ danielstudges ✿ dante-bonfim ✿ decimavez ✿ dortmunds ✿ english-bavarian ✿

F-I

✿ fc-bootylona ✿ fifaworldwar ✿ footballisrealmadrid ✿ footballmyoneandonly ✿ forcaselecao ✿ frank8lampard ✿ gerrardly ✿ goretzkas ✿ gotzinhos ✿ gramzusi ✿ gunnerette ✿ hazardass ✿ holgerbadstubers ✿ hummelsmatsss ✿ ianrushs ✿ ichliebefutbol ✿ ilovethosespanishfreckles ✿ itsladecima ✿ ivica-olic ✿

J-M

✿ jamesrodrigue-z ✿ javisconfusion ✿ javistaxi ✿ jamie-carragher ✿ jeserrodriguez ✿ johannsssons ✿ jordanhendersun ✿ jordanibes ✿ katie—cake ✿ kinglahm ✿ kunstagram ✿ lahmss ✿ laladecima ✿ lallamas ✿ lkers ✿ llahm ✿ lukarnodrics ✿ lukaspodolszki ✿ lukas-schweinsteiger ✿ mathieudepussy ✿ marcoroos ✿ mhfootball ✿ miasanrich ✿michaelparkhurst✿ miroslavklose ✿ mrs-fridrick ✿

N-S

✿ neuers ✿ ohh-my-fernando ✿ perfsteiger ✿ philippslahm ✿ philippslahms ✿ rautenrausch ✿ realmadecimas ✿ real-madecima ✿ rokazuwaru ✿ sanzusi ✿ scandellas ✿ serrrgoi ✿ sernandothreesomewithme ✿ seventeenlovesthree ✿ sggerrard ✿ shaykhlislamovas ✿ she-wore-a-yellowribbon ✿ siemsdejongs ✿ sophireus ✿ sterlingraheem ✿ stevensgerrard ✿ steve-gerrard-gerrard ✿ sushi-04 ✿

T-Y

✿ teamcristiano ✿ theanfieldrap ✿ thebaedeandreyedlin ✿ theotherkroosbrother ✿ thomasfrickinmuller ✿ threelionsontheshirt ✿ tomrileysdemons ✿ tuukkasrask ✿ vikt0rfischer ✿ vincecarters ✿ weihrauchs ✿ woodyinho ✿ xabiboo ✿ yedliny✿ yolodraxler ✿

thomasrnueller:

Hey everyone! I recently hit 1,000 followers and I wanted to give a huge thanks to my favorite blogs. I’ve made some amazing friends since I joined this website and I really do hold all of you close to my heart. You are wonderful, beautiful people and even if we don’t speak I still admire each and every one of you (and I would love to talk to you so my inbox is always open). If I forgot anyone I am so so sorry but I still love you! Names in bold are my closest friends!

+ blogroll

A-E

✿ actualassassin ✿ akibae ✿ aggerr  allesmueller ✿ angelamerkels ✿ annalewandowskas ✿ antoinegriezmass ✿ arcticmornkeysarneriise ✿ badsstuber ✿ barethgale ✿ bobekbebandobski ✿ bornandbredinwhiteandred ✿carljenkinsun ✿ carloancelotties ✿ carrabearr ✿ claudiohh ✿ cosimea ✿ danielauerbach ✿ danielstudges ✿ dante-bonfim ✿ decimavez ✿ dortmunds ✿ english-bavarian ✿

F-I

fc-bootylona ✿ fifaworldwar ✿ footballisrealmadrid ✿ footballmyoneandonly ✿ forcaselecao ✿ frank8lampard gerrardly ✿ goretzkas ✿ gotzinhos ✿ gramzusi ✿ gunnerette ✿ hazardass ✿ holgerbadstubers ✿ hummelsmatsss ✿ ianrushs ✿ ichliebefutbol ✿ ilovethosespanishfreckles ✿ itsladecima ✿ ivica-olic ✿

J-M

jamesrodrigue-z ✿ javisconfusion ✿ javistaxi ✿ jamie-carragher ✿ jeserrodriguez ✿ johannsssons ✿ jordanhendersun ✿ jordanibes  katie—cake ✿ kinglahm ✿ kunstagram ✿ lahmss ✿ laladecima ✿ lallamas ✿ lkers ✿ llahm ✿ lukarnodrics ✿ lukaspodolszki ✿ lukas-schweinsteiger ✿ mathieudepussy  marcoroos ✿ mhfootball ✿ miasanrich ✿michaelparkhurstmiroslavklose ✿ mrs-fridrick ✿

N-S

neuers ✿ ohh-my-fernando ✿ perfsteiger ✿ philippslahm ✿ philippslahms ✿ rautenrausch ✿ realmadecimas ✿ real-madecima ✿ rokazuwaru sanzusi ✿ scandellas ✿ serrrgoi ✿ sernandothreesomewithme ✿ seventeenlovesthree ✿ sggerrard ✿ shaykhlislamovas ✿ she-wore-a-yellowribbon ✿ siemsdejongs ✿ sophireus ✿ sterlingraheem ✿ stevensgerrard ✿ steve-gerrard-gerrard ✿ sushi-04 

T-Y

teamcristiano ✿ theanfieldrap ✿ thebaedeandreyedlin ✿ theotherkroosbrother ✿ thomasfrickinmuller ✿ threelionsontheshirt ✿ tomrileysdemons ✿ tuukkasrask ✿ vikt0rfischer ✿ vincecarters ✿ weihrauchs ✿ woodyinho ✿ xabiboo ✿ yedlinyyolodraxler ✿

dennys:

verseofthedead:

Woke up half-naked in a Denny’s parking lot after what started out as an innocent game of Cards Against Humanity.

Ah yes, the ol’ Cards Against Humanity joke. Quite possibly the most popular reference left in our ask box other than “r u okay?” and “hehe denny’s i’m in you right now” (you guys, we’ve heard these a million times).
HOWEVER, verseofthedead, because of your shirtless commitment to the joke we’d like to clothe your torso so you’ll have appropriate attire the next time you visit our fine establishment. Please write into our ask box, from this account, with your name, address, and shirt size. We’ve got your back (haha). We’ve got you covered (almost).
PS- we’re serious!

dennys:

verseofthedead:

Woke up half-naked in a Denny’s parking lot after what started out as an innocent game of Cards Against Humanity.

Ah yes, the ol’ Cards Against Humanity joke. Quite possibly the most popular reference left in our ask box other than “r u okay?” and “hehe denny’s i’m in you right now” (you guys, we’ve heard these a million times).

HOWEVER, verseofthedead, because of your shirtless commitment to the joke we’d like to clothe your torso so you’ll have appropriate attire the next time you visit our fine establishment. Please write into our ask box, from this account, with your name, address, and shirt size. We’ve got your back (haha). We’ve got you covered (almost).

PS- we’re serious!

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

idkrn:

hiddleswiggles:

That’s good service.

We shall never deny a guess even the most ridiculous request..

perchu:

you could read this from right to left or left to right and it doesnt matter. it doesnt matter

perchu:

you could read this from right to left or left to right and it doesnt matter. it doesnt matter